Ever since a young age I've had an almost mystical ability to enthrall others and bend them to my will... wait... what? I mean, constructively guide my peers... Yea, that's it...

I was the captain of every competitive sports team I ever played on, a class leader through high school (which, when combined with my sense of humour often landed me in the principal's office), and was one of the class representatives in college. I also mentored first years as a "Jedi" in college... I was a Jedi... I know right?